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Jaunt Claude Van Damme

by MISTER

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My Arrival 02:07
My Arrival To all my people gettin funky in the spot like, dewie cox when he been smokin on the pot, its a new year new me now and the ball dropped, stole a couple verses from the devil and theyre all hot. I rap emaculate im spittin shit so unequivocally, got people thinkin that I wrote a song to them specifically, your crazy if it isnt me, this is my arrival, its my fuckin intro to shit on all my rivals. theyre swearin that theyre better, get em a fuckin a bible, got your right hand to god and left waving to ur idol, you know that its me, cool cat like im on ice, drinkin brass monkey and im livin the life, im gettin it right, everyday new life old mind, spit like a lisp and I shine like a gold mine. im on point trust me not a bit rusty, weed fan dutch freak gods what he must be, beats nice flows sick, top ten no hits, underrated located, far from the bullshit, friends check, buds check, beers check,blunts too, kickin it and livin shit the fullest cuz we want to. so what you know about livin the dream, you never even woke up what the fuck do you mean, well that might make sense but life is ass backwards, ill fuck the track wit that old boom bap shit. valet parking im king wit placement, sit back relax write raps on the day shift, styles so sweet mother fuckers wanna taste it, beatz with a z and it came from the basement.
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The Bakery 04:11
The Bakery Ayyo your runnin off solar but your fires goin out cuz you see the real stars when the sun goes down no you dont know how, im so spaced like a rocket my hands in my pockets, dancing obnoxious still i could, spit 8 bars cuz im intricate then turn it 45 so its infinite its more of a hot bag, even if its a sniff one hit of this evil shit and im leavin the people stiff I move side to side shock minds with precision good hand to eye multiplied by the vision run quick, code red hes sick with it I spit that dumb shit I give chicks six digits It all seems so worthless she wants to make it rain I can shower her in verses thats what i call a million dollar bubble bath scrub with that, let me knowledge take you on another path And if I spit freestyle, you wont compete with the price im steaming with nice, my best eye beaming them lights boy your so fragile with it would you run and tattle if I sunk you cigarette down your throat like a battleship im not havin it, and I condone happiness but punks try to give me bad vibes and a crappy trip Ten bars to go, river with the hardest flow bustin off bricks to my dome like im mario plus I got the mustache to match it i always come correct so you must add the asterisk smashin shit like im hulk, people marvel your not gonna win leave your hopes at the barstool your never testing mister, havent heard the best of it you only heard my friday and some childhood references ill keep ya hopin for my dopest tracks starving rappers groping at my open casket, picture that shit I rest my head and then I do it again and than laugh at the opportunities i blew with my friends we reminisce about the days when we were puffin on endo then blowin off class after lunch for nintendo see its all the little things that I can never regret so if it was stupid the I knew it, i was lookin to test folkes my flow is suer positive i sit it like a sedative take a fuckin picture if you wanna see me negative im stepin on you ants and gettin high off this dirt rock bust flows for shore, like the tide but with more pop people give me credit cuz i keep it independant if your foot is in the game your being used as a doorstop so anything you really wanna know of this kid ask of him im writing shit in full so I anit fuckin with you acronyms the paper got em actin, theyre paid for their acrobatics ill be chillin in my bakery blazin with rap fanatics
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DO YOU BELIEVE I know its hard to believe, but what you see in front of you is not what i see, cuz you see three dimentional images off your t.v. and i see 1984 computers talkin to me. and now my phones a pc, i dont even make decisions its all up to siri, its a gps tracker in my pocket for free, and link it all up to my facebook for some pictures of me. and im not sayin im the great one, if you lookin for a role model i can be a straight one. free from all religion and the beat of a fake drum, only thing i worship is the power of this great sun. it gave me life and my weed, and in the place im at now i feel thats all that i need, im tryin to write a couple tracks get em off in CDs and live the life i always dreamed until my mind is set free. whoooaa, its like im livin in a dream field, where eveything is written and directed but it seems real. and everybody thinks that theyre awake but theyre sleeping, sometimes we have to close our open eyes just to see things. and its leading me to question, whos faith or propaganda pit do i and put my quest in, or follow in my own steps and do what i was destined, decisions from the deepest of your mind id invest in. So now its time to wake the masses up, the people that are scared will deny the truth and clash with us, life is intuition and its sometihng that you have to trust, and pave a smoother road for the people coming after us. my goal is not to decieve, but what you see in front of you is not wat i see, you know the truth is all around you dont take it from me, i just thought i could be the one to teach u not to believe. takin it day by day to survive i been skeemin, voilence breedin, all those other cats fightin and beefin and if ur askin me, just what it means to be free then ill tell you i dont even know because its easy to see that the freedom we preach is a dream and one that noone has seen and were feeding our demons, were sick from the diseases im eating i try to spread reason, instead the fuckin government sees and they lock me up inside the fema camps and try me for treason. and you can try to appease em, id rather die for my freedom, the lies and deceit are an easy way of tieing my feet and leavng me hangin dry, until the end of the season all while the people sleep and so theyre closing eyes that have seem em. i can defeat em, i know that we been tryin for eons, but wit me on knowledge cannon bet ur ass we can beat em. Im smashin the evel, rising from the cracks where they keep us and on the day i take the world ill give it, BACK TO THE POEPLE
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Same Vibe 04:08
Same vibe they say chris why, how come every one of your songs has got the same vibe, why you always gotta stay high, and they ay chris why, how come every one of your songs has got the ame vibe, the same vibe sometimes I talk about the system and the way that they lie blame 911 on osama and they say that he died just like they tracked sadaam in the cave that he hides its like american tradition putting tape on my eyes man I cant wait to get high, they try to keep me on the downlow spittin but im hittin all my marks like i was groucho I smoke a couple dutches then im out yo haters I got somethin for your dogs call me alpo I got that water spout flow, rookies it aint no use on the mic im not a dick but my raps will get women loose im smackin on your caboose, a new born M.C. parents will name you MISTER youll never forget me and im the coolest thing to happen since the guy who made the a.c. went out and got a patent since the day that biggie picked up the mic and started rappin I was there defore the game was shit and ill be here after chorus I flow with lazy disposition so you think that its easy but you would have to cut above my ankles just to defeat me call me rafiki, wise and infinate with the wisdom the infinate symbol, and your not even simba you simplton simply put your not even fit for ringo comparisons rubberman, understand that ur run by the government fam (I am the walrus) No, your just a phony like paul is my bars are like patients at a hospis cuz theyre all sick terminally ill punchlines I can kill with and maybe some that I could even spit to pay the bills with im different but im still sick, evolving with the rap stee funnier then andy sicky spittin on a trap beat ya see to me its like the piffs gold and im goin crazy cuz I got a whole fist full roll me up a dutch light it up and take a quick pull cuz just one hit could get you fried like a pringle
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Check reality I'm floatin slow down the road so comatose, I need cover from the drones get me under smoke, assassinations are an everyday occurrence see em goin wit current the so they murder for the currency. and currently I'm probly under a dim light, long nights of fine tuning bars till the songs right. A far flight to the top so I just passed it up, ash a dutch, lookin at this shit and I just have to flush. Bastards rush rap stages enraged, cuz they prayed but they still ain't got no paper to play wit. But everybody's tryna make planes bitch cash rules everthing around you so save it, ur basic, I'm lookin so chill out of place but I'm always encased with a haze from a great spliff, greatness, wasn't destined for my life, but I like, to try to stay focused on the highlights. See me when the times right if you think your bad enough, spit bars add em up, kids say they had enough. madder than Adam was when eve picked the apple up. It's easy competing for blue ribbons till you clash wit us. you better back it up or see me when the class up, the teachers even pleading for you to see its disasterous. cuz i been fuckin wit it since it hit the double digits, runnin in the frigedest weather to get dutch to hit it, bust a written while trippin wasnt a timid kid im spittin, gettin lifted and rippin it if its primitive. ill be the different shit, my people like to kick it, stick a dick into ur lips if ur lippy wit my constituents. So if you wanna do it now, brains are leakin fluid out, dont even need a beat for me to move a crowd. I move around, steady flows and I burn it down, get everyones attention when im ready bust a bernie out. im more relaxed than after frankie got to hollywood, you need to face the fact that your rappin is half of not as good. im layin back gettin board your just a knot of wood, your nada wouldnt even come feed you if I was robin hood. coppin good and splittin dutches with an arrow tip, im arrogant, wont even give a sample for comparison. my DNA is shared with aliens, im blatent like a narrative, creator told me rappin is imparative. no house arrest I never watch my step, Ill take my ship and fly around without a rock to rep interdimentional I mention you never your not a thought to me you often see me off in the distance lost in my thoughts and even if you taught the kids to be bought and live off of negatives, flossin through a gauntlet of evil im tossin benjamins. I get attention when tension is high, and my insentive is the message I can sense in my eye, you sent me to die, we thrive and take the universe over, though never sober im as open as the ocean and colder. im not a floater aint no lead in my kicks, I keep on rockin till its over gettin heavy as shit, you better be with it or get from the vacinity quick ommitting my writtens and spittin from the tippity tip. anything to have a little fun do, i drop another hundo, im keepin all people high and gung ho, gotta love my city and the people im around few, ever get the message even less will care about you, fun is not a problem when you got it all around you laughin like a savage every day that I can count to. fun is not a problem when you got it all around you laughin like a savage every day that I can count to.
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The effects of LIFE Im in smoke stance pants high and my hat low, smoke clowds leave my eyes lower than my hat though, connect rymes in mind like tic tac toe, old school flow time cant hold back so, brand new bong with a nice fresh packed bowl, straight white clowds till the whole shits cashed, roll, big fat dutch half kush and half dro, bout to Jettson wit my dogs like astro. comprehend things on completely different levels, you work hard as a slave I live easy as a rebel I, try to stay high and my meaning is benevolent, but every now and then i get caught up in the mess of it. always keep in mind that, everything is relevant, and knowledge is a power far more than itelligence. eyes open, smokin, chokin, but never suffocated, always had this plot in my head and now it gets created... and if u got ur own creations in mind then y the fuck u waitin? and fuck the people sayin youll get nowhere if you keep rappin, dont do shit for youtube hits, do it cuz its a passion. whether golden oldies, old school rap, or even classic, try to break off from the masses you can call me old fashioned. nowadays things are tricky, im in the mix see, and theres no place on planet earth that my body can get free. I exercize the mental be aware of whats existing, my third eye is open and my consciuos is drifting. back to this holographic image of reality, got information clouding me and i just want it outa me. take a pen and pad and write it down in rymes astoundingly, and live the fuckin dream off a homeless persons salary. not about the dollars if your rich with information, your not satisfied with life and so you wish for different placement, The dreamers on the night spend their waking life chasing, but the dreamers of the day know that life is what you make it... So if you got your own creations in mind then why the fuck you waitin?
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Sticky 03:08
Sticky gather round gather round, everydays a funday strollin throught life so I treat it like a runway treat it like a vacay, gotta bring my A game, nothings ever steady hope your ready when the days change me im in my next life, workin towards a gods badge steady smokin piff and have the wisdom that the gods have smarter than a einstien, ready wen its rhyme time wrile people up and bring it heavy like its primetime pile on the duck sauce, eat my fuckin rangoons creep in while theyre sleepin wake em up and fuckin hang goons and its just because i live for the thrill of life, im cookin MCs you can call me vanilla ice. I took the MC from my name as a givin right, to spit a little rythm and give you suttin to live and like Im livin life stress free of the fake sht but raps with steez now im leavin you matrixed And I could keep it live like im high voltage you know im high as the sky great vibes is my focus, know this I got a pocket full of doses, im ready for my close up trippin into showbiz so its, apparent that my mindframe is out of site cuz I dont fear death but ill always be scared of life, swear to christ Im so vein I love my own tracks I give em to you people then I wanna take em all back its all crack rap fiends would apreciate styles infinit make you twitch when i speak of 8, squeeze the breaks never put your faith in a crowd, you were lookin to body surf got your face in the ground, your facing it now, your out they only like you for your twitter page until in gettin paid no likes for the mister page Ill rip the page out twist it then i hit the blaze, hit the stage drop a couple hit have you trip for days I could have your mind opened up like a surgeon you chumps blind your third when your cups lined with bourbon enogh pride was hurt when i started to write this but now people get emotional and spar with my likeness so the armours the nicest, im charming and righteous im as close to bein pyscho as I am to a phychic ill dismantle a titan, crew disbanded and frightened lose a span of your life if you cant handle the nightkin, FALLOUT Ill have you searchin for a stimpak my verses get you cripled have you wishin for your limbs back hope that you can swin jack, avoid where the fins at reside in no dimension like, Im done there, been that your too pretencious im the best in the business but have yet to be discovered like the message of christmas i regret just a tid bit, of this life that I live but I aint nothing like you novelist's thats writin for images
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Universal bars Im spittin better than exected and now im flexin on ya kickin it old school like i was angry a my tonkas im tokin marijuana wanna smoke like in a sauna losing weight cuz I just lay back and smoke up all my product stayin under radar not a number one supplier so im never catching heat, but I always got the fire and its 420 somewhere on somebodies clock oh its a no smokin zone man, well I ont give a fuck im trying t say that if I light a blunt at any given moment lungs are hapier than gilmore and my brain has got a boner like a storm of information that comes rushing when im flowin flyin strait past the heavens god is asking where im goin man your in the ocean rowing and im in the clouds posted up used to defeat so your lookin for a toe to suck, bet you wanna roast with us kids were like top chefs, masters in the kitchen and wont stop till theres no pot left so now im taking a breather through a vodka bong with a pack full of green herbs mother natures a godess id fuck her if seen her im a huge fan of nature but I love to watch the trees burn in ths rap game, everybodies the same I wouldnt think your shit was dope if it was shot in my vein I dont talk about guns or stacks with all my mad clips not a gangstarr but my appeal is fuckin massive somewhat of a guru, the mind of a monk kid your livin for nothing if your hidin from something live my life like a dream with a mental checklist next is see my name on top of a setlist question of your sane when your minds infected rhymes get in your brain till your eyes accept it heisenbergs the name and your blin to test it atriving for the fame puts your rhymes in question and could you handle the scrutiny people talking shit about everything that you believe and pretty soon youll be, wondering where the days went livin in a haze and theirs no one worth saving comprehend ascention and a thousand suns im seeing multiple dimensions but im bout to one so for now, my perfect world lies in wait until my heart stops, and my mind escapes
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Sinking Ships I was a young cat 14 fuckin up the system sneak up in your locker room and empty out your shit im an asshole an outcast, couldnt care about class stole a triple beam and I started weighing out bags like I was some kind of OG if we wanted something we said fuck it and we stole see im the type of kid that had nowhere else to go we wonder round the store grip it up and bring it home free but those days are all in the past now pictures of my good friends lost in a flash now no one wants to back me in rap cuz of politics mentally my brains flipped, but I am the same chris Im something like a golden one familiar with the number 2000, yea I know a ton the light at the end of the tunnel you see that shines bright dont be taken under and be looking back in hindsight its vanity, got em thinking songs were written just for them you only get a line, and its fuck you and fuck your friends ill never front an image or ever faking a trend if im real till the death of me my legacy will never end so now i build my future in the infinite the world wide web will have you lost cuz its intricate if i dont make it rapping ill be nothin but a sinking ship but fame could be the death of all the happiness im sinking with
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TRIPPIN 03:03
TRIPPIN I got no insurance got flo like progressive no ones steppin on my toes so no need to get possesive im obsessive with this rap shit, writin one song a day halls of fame worthy, wit the fury set your balls aflame aww shit, I woke up this mornin I got a dutch split as soon as im yawnin I wanna smoke this and call up a woman and then we'll get the ball rollin like were golfin or bowlin until im lightin up another dutch and keepin it goin I got lines I could punch with, mostly on some fun shit call me fifty cal. spit one round your done with rappin for the hell of it, happy and intellengent batchelor in the spot no exactly wat tell a chick im pullin women like a mack truck backed up, to a fuckin brothel load em up and hit the gas yup on the rise barely, fallin off rarely no competition like the tourtise and the hair see nowadays rap is watered down, strait off tap I poland spring into action cuz its strait up wack and im so high still trippin and, no time time for bitchin when we always try to chill and keep it reel like a fisherman from summer days, to hoodie weather and halloween smoke my instagram so you fuckers cant follow me strict rap policy is all about quality be who I wanna be skills wat your gonna see. eyes on the skies so youll always stay under me im dreamin up songs and im impressing myself got a lot of love for money not a stress for the wealth so now im tryin to build an image and I hope its not the wrong one and leave a little tag in this world im movin on from im lickin acid off my fingertip until the walls are drippin all the different shit that I been takin got me more than trippin often drifting into places didnt no existed more persistant than your average joe and im just goin with it

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